Posts Tagged: house


19
Aug 10

Top 10 Sex Stories of 2006

If the year in major sex stories were to be written like a Craigslist personal ad, it would sound something like this: “Horny Einstein with HPV seeks a little Girls Gone Wild action in space. No sex toys, please, as they are toxic, but respond to this CL ad if you want to play Justice Department and get all up in my 2257, if domain names….

…If the year in major sex stories were to be written like a Craigslist personal ad, it would sound something like this: “Horny Einstein with HPV seeks a little Girls Gone Wild action in space. No sex toys, please, as they are toxic, but respond to this CL ad if you want to play Justice Department and get all up in my 2257, if domain names are your kink, and you love the Matrix but fantasize most about Neo’s secret lingerie drawer. No griefers.” For your end-of-the-year sexual entertainment, my picks for the Top 10 Sex Stories of 2006: 10. The Larry Wachowski StoryOK, so it wasn’t a total secret that “Matrix” co-creator and producer Larry Wachowski was a cross-dresser — the relationship with dominatrix Mistress Isla Strix was never really hidden, as it destroyed two marriages — but the in-depth article in Rolling Stone revealed much more. In “The Mystery of Larry Wachowski,” Peter Wilkinson writes: “Leaving Los Angeles, he and Ilsa moved into a $2.7 million home in San Francisco, on a steep hill in the…

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16
Aug 10

House Cleaning Redwood City 650-368-3259 Craigslist ad

Lilia House Cleaning Redwood City 650-368-3259

…Lilia’s Professional House Cleaning Redwood City Services offers the best house cleaning, house keeping, janitorial and maid maintenance service at the lowest prices for the last 10 years.
Call us if you are in the Peninsula Area….

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11
Aug 10

Vindictive Cat free to home (Craigslist)

This Cat is 12 years old. It is very cute and has a long tail, so it will look good sitting in your window while you are away!

…For those giving free advice, please bring it on! will welcome ideas - provided you know something of what you are talking about. Here’s the skinny: Cat has been in care of current owner since kittenhood. Cat was in an apartment fire once - it was next door but you know, chaos and trauma ensued. Cat has always been “particular” unless in the EXACT RIGHT situation, which is with ONE Person and an “always open and never closed” Cat door to outside area. Cat will not push open a flap…hates doorways. NO other pets (poops in their food bowls). And being always catered to as if in slight fear of Cat. We have 4 cat boxes, each cleaned every day, not enough for Cat. Yes, we’ve tried the water fountain from Sky Mall magazine, Cat hates the fountain. Cat wants a personal fresh mountain stream or a constantly running tap. Given ALL of these things consistently, Cat will occasionally cuddle with knees at bedtime and purr loudly…lest you move with the intention to do ANYTHING. Cat will then flick the tail in your…

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6
Aug 10

Craigslist Revenge Ad

Chicago man feuds with sister

…Craigslist wackiness has surfaced in Chicago. Paul Grachan has been feuding with his sister and they stopped speaking about a year ago. Last August Mr. Grachan went into DEFCON 4 and posted an ad on Craigslist that his sister in Joliet had decided to give all of her stuff away. This of course triggered a rush of bargain hunters to the house. Of course Mr. Grahcan had been kind enough to include her phone number as well to insure a kind of final vengeance.
A judge…

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1
Aug 10

Best Craigslist Ad Ever | Ology

Best Craigslist ad ever: “Giving away two obnoxious jerk cats.”

…ts unadulterated misery. She is
the reincarnation of Jeffrey Dahmer. What’s remarkable about Misfit
is her unending capacity to hate. If the first half of the movie
American History X was a cat, it would be Misfit. Misfit will sit on
your chair and glare at you with judgement burning in her eyes like
the fire of a thousand dying suns until you rub her belly or die of
feline induced depression. I’m convinced that if she could figure out
a way past not having opposable thumbs, she’d inject me with heroin
in my sleep. Once I saw Misfit playing with her litter box, drawing
patterns with her paws. I was filled with a jubilee of pride in the
brilliance of my pet until I realized she had written the first three
chapters to Mein Kampf.
Humor
aside, I’m -entirely serious- about giving these cats away. I’m
losing my apartment, and I could move in with the guy I’m dating
until I’m back on my feet, but only if I lose the cats. IF I CAN’T,
THEN I AM HOMELESS WITH TWO CATS. Help me out here, internet people.
I wasn’t…

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1
Aug 10

Brazilian House Cleaning…We came to Clean Your House!

Brazilian House Cleaning…We came to Clean Your House!

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30
Jul 10

Raccoons Trashed my House - my stuff is now cheap

Poor guy…

…Sweet Treadmill: I will say that this is a prize. I have probably run/walked/almost vomited about 40 miles on it over time. It is very cushy and you do feel like you a running on a cloud. I bought it for $450. Since I hate running I have since used it to dry clothes. It can accommodate about 8 hanging shirts without crowding. Going for $250….

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23
Jul 10

Craigslist Shocker: My Stepdad Pimps Out My Mother for MM4W

“This pic, I’m about 98 percent certain, is my 70 year-old mother. It was sent to me by my 80 year-old stepfather who used the subject line, “Take my wife,” when he answered one of my Craigslist ads for a mm4w.”

…t really look at the tiny photo on my iPhone. But by the time I had dried off, something bad began to gnaw on me and I ran to my computer.
I recognized the foyer that this woman was standing in. I knew the color on the walls, that door handle above, even recognized the color scheme seen in the open office door behind her. But no. No, no, no the floor is marble in her foyer, right? Not if this shot was taken ten steps into the house, with the living room to my…

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22
Jul 10

15 Crimes Committed Using Craigslist

Billions of anonymous transactions take place between total strangers on Craigslist every day, and only a small fraction of these turn criminal.

…Outright Sex Slavery

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Ha Ha Ha! That internet is so wacky. What with its pictures of cats doing silly human things with Impact-font subtitles, its goofy video sites, its advertisements for sex with women forced into sex slavery. Wait, what? Yes, apparently Jin Hua Cui of New York would recruit women for her nail salons, then use fear and intimidation to force them into performing sex acts on paying customers. If they tried to leave, Cui would threaten to tell their families or have them killed by Chinese gangs. One can only imagine the scene where this hard-boiled Madame threatens her employees with death, then fires up her Apple Notebook and posts ads on Craigslist for their services. She actually made millions doing this. While non-coerced prostitution and bomb-making solicitation seem like hilarious, relatively victimless crimes, there is something unnerving about the ease and banality with which one person can use lies, intimidation and…

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20
Jul 10

The Darkside of Craigslist for Exotic Maids!

Every day I am working in small little ways to get the word out about my tiny little business! I blog, sign up on networking sites, social sites, photo sites even Craigslist. Craiglist has actually been…

…The Darkside of Home Cleaning Services(satire)
Every day I am working in small little ways to get the word out about my tiny little business! I blog, sign up on networking sites, social sites, photo sites even Craigslist. Craiglist has actually been a pretty good source of new business. Unfortunatly the paranoid side of myself comes out when I get a lead from a Craigslist post. Especially after all the media hype! Now of course I am not offering Exotic houscleaning services. Dear God could you imagine! “Let me massage your shower tile and rub down your walls!” ohh yeah dirt, dirt, dirt! Yikes! Most of my clients are professionals, busy housewives and lazy folks. Only once did I have to confirm the phycological welbeing of a potential client and that was only because I had just watched an intense episode of Forensic Files the night before! No my job is pretty benign. If I wanted to however, I could venture more into the darkside of the Housekeeping business. My business partner and I did discuss adding Crime…

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