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Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin! Oh the joys of modern love.
…OMG this is gonna SOUND SO WEIRD. But it ain’t. I seen you walkin’ down Route 28 with a Limp Bizkit Shirt on. OMG you looked so sexy LOL. It said “Limp Bizkit is Better Than Everyone,” and I was like, OMG THEY ARE! We should totally get to know each other and maybe, ya know, hook up. WINK WINK. Call me. Oh ya, you don’t have a number. I know. Dial 603 and then the first…
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Love & Craigslist: The Guy in the Limp Bizkit Shirt! (w4m)
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Kitten Rescue: Craigslist E-mails from an Asshole
“SEEKING UPSCALE WOMEN (HISPANIC, AFRICAN AMERICAN, MIDDLE EASTERN, ASIAN, MIXED RACE)… 18+”
…This is a part-time job.
Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests….
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Mike Huckabee Loves Rich Minorities
See, he’s got this cat…
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(Which my girlfriend still somehow regards as my fault, as if I encouraged the fucking thing to snatch sizzling bacon right out of the pan, headfirst, then tear-ass around the house alternating between muted howling and ragged, gasping swallows.)
It has, on a number of occasions, snarfed an entire pack of cigarettes.
Christ, this cat has eaten soap that smelled like melon.
It was entertaining at first, playing the…
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Hilarious on Craigslist: Free to a Good Home
Recipe for Success
…I am a Real Man and I want a Real Women. One who really knows what they want out of life and not for games or wasting time. I have been praying for the “Right One.” I want to fully love and to be fully loved by that woman that God has designed for me….my soul mate….
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“Facebook” puts foursquare up on Craigslist…
…Yeah, so we flipped on this power switch last night, and … I dunno what happened - there was this huge explosion and once the smoke cleared, we went in…and…not much left. Some pink and green polo shirts, but they’re burnt to hell. There’s a ton of goofy boy scout badges scattered all over the place, but i can’t imagine they’re worth a damn. The one thing that caught my eye was this (sorta) cool Mayor Crown - none the worse for wear, it’s a little dinged up, but I’ve heard VCs were paying big bucks for these things back in March. Any takers? If not, we’re just gonna pitch it….
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Mayor Crown, slightly used
A story how an evil ex ruined a man’s sleep.
…I had the perfectly formed bed, it cupped my buttocks while supporting my spine during my nightly slumber. Every night I had glorious dreams…the kind you remember when you wake up. One night my perfect night time sanctuary came crashing down. What began as a innocent evening of drinks with my girlfriend, abruptly turned into a night of horror. As I awoke from my blissful slumber, I felt an unfamiliar moisture that vaguely reminded me of the ground after a delightful spring shower. To my horror I quickly realized that it was not the fresh dew of a spring morning, but rather the pungent urine from my loose girlfriend….
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Buy This Dude’s Bed…
Lilia House Cleaning Redwood City 650-368-3259
…Lilia’s Professional House Cleaning Redwood City Services offers the best house cleaning, house keeping, janitorial and maid maintenance service at the lowest prices for the last 10 years.
Call us if you are in the Peninsula Area….
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This poor guy just lost his porn thanks to his girlfriend. - “HEY THERE i recently moved in with my girlfriend and of course she found it and wants me to get rid of my porn collection i have lots all free but if u take 1 u must take all of them i have over 215 dvds call to pick them up”
…Avoid scams and fraud by dealing locally! Beware any deal involving Western Union, Moneygram, wire transfer, cashier check, money order, shipping, escrow, or any promise of transaction protection/certification/guarantee. More info
FREE ADULT MOVIES (marrero)Date: 2010-08-13, 7:44PM CDT
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Craigslist ad: FREE ADULT MOVIES
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